Golden Retriever:
"The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?"
Border Collie:
"Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code."
Dachshund:
"You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!"
Rottweiler:
"Make me."
Lab:
"Oh, me, me!!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?"
Newfoundland:
"Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy."
Jack Russell Terrier:
"I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture."
Poodle:
"I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry."
Cocker Spaniel:
"Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark."
Doberman Pinscher:
"While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch."
Irish Setter:
"Huh?"
Boxer:
"Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark..."
Mastiff:
"Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark."
Chihuahua:
"Yo quiero Taco Bulb."
Irish Wolfhound:
"Can somebody else do it? I've got this hangover..."
German Shorthaired Pointer:
"I see it, there it is, there it is, right there..."
Greyhound:
"It isn't moving. Who cares?"
Australian Shepherd:
"First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle..."
Old English Sheep Dog:
"Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb?"
Hound Dog:
"ZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzz"
Cat:
"Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So the question is: how long will it be before I can expect light?"
